Bay Area Spartans

not to get anyones hopes too high up... but this summer may be the most crazy, amazing, stupendous, immaculate, ridiculous, super, awesomess, radical, totally sweet, kick ass, jaw dropping, insanity-creating, most fun ever in the entire universe, summer.

oh. i meant for us.

but im sure you'll have fun too...

If Wayne Can Do It, So Can I.

so over the course of this weekend i have partaken in some pretty unintelligent deeds. one of which, was trying to robo-trip. i dunno if any of you have seen a lil wayne interview, but this "robo-tripping" is the reason lil wayne speaks and acts like this:

it was an experience.
probably will do it again.
dont suggest you do it.

i've also come to realize that when you combine


and


you create a superhuman James Riley who only hits home runs and is victorious.
beer baseball. tell your friends.

anyways. today i went on a rope swing. it was fun. we swung. on rope.

heres something cool from my very close friend Jonny 5. if we're friends, you should like this.



(secret parenthesis last message)
(congratulations to shawnwashington for getting hired to our secret ultra super summer job. cant wait to co-work it up with you)

Fan Base

This is a thank you letter,
to the studious readers of my blog,
for being such die hard fans.
my "profile views" number has very recently doubled its amount,
we went from a whopping

2 views,

to 4,

in just about five hours.





Steve and me are celebrating.


onto other subjects,
are you a video game nerd?
like slam poetry?
what about an uncontrollable infatuation with jewfros and baldies?
if the answer was yes to any of the above, watch this



Riley, Out.

The Coolest Cracker, What?

i really feel like i need to post something on here. but i fear starting this blogspot thing up because of what ive seen its done to so many other innocent people.

i dont know if any of you are familiar with Brian Urlacher, the Chicago Bears Linebacker...well. here is Brian before he started blogging:



pretty cool right? somebody you might want to be best friends with, or have sleep overs with, or play supermario kart with right? do i need to say more?


now.

here is Mr. Urlacher, post-blogspot:




i rest my case.

anyways, im not sure what im gonna be talking about on this, or if im going to use it much at all. but who knows? my bff for life shawnwashington thinks its cool, so ill give it a shot. (hereisthelinktoshawnwashingtonsblogspotgocheckitoutitsflippincool)


with nothing else important to say, here is my youtube video for I Love Bonas.

(shawn. re-teach me how to put a song on here without youtube)